Category Archives: WTF

En Vogue: Michael Vick & Photoshop

Posted on September 28, 2011 by PiggyBack

Apparently a picture is worth a thousand variations on a theme, and what theme more deserving than – Michael Vick? Seriously? The New York Post has picked up where ESPN left off.  The enigmatic Michael Vick must be awfully difficult to describe … Continue reading →

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The Weekly WTF: All Politics are Yokel

Posted on September 24, 2011 by PiggyBack

PB here, sitting in for the weekly WTF.  It’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it. Speaking of second jobs, turns out Cincinnati’s own Jerome Simpson is a regular entrepreneur.  The Bengals wide receiver didn’t think twice when … Continue reading →

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Michael Jordan Fined $100,000 for Being Nice

Posted on September 13, 2011 by Underwire Umpire

Strap on those Hanes and call Charlie Sheen, M.J., you owe the NBA $100,000. Apparently, during the NBA lockout, there is basically a gag-order on against any owners talking to or about any players or the lockout or anything to … Continue reading →

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The Weekly WTF

Posted on September 9, 2011 by Underwire Umpire

To kick off this week’s installment of the WTF files, we have Mrs. Lamar Odom, otherwise known as Khloe Kardashian. Khloe was pictured leaving Good Morning America in a black mistake pantsuit with an adorable… Oh who can really look … Continue reading →

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Tiger Woods’ Former Mistress is a Sociopath

Posted on September 7, 2011 by Underwire Umpire

After spending years working for a newspaper and my whole life following the news, it’s unusual that someone’s lack of empathy can actually surprise me. Rachel Uchitel is one of those rare exceptions. Uchitel, the mistress who’s texts started the … Continue reading →

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Drunk Clown Gets Lost on Way to 18th Hole

Posted on August 29, 2011 by Underwire Umpire

DWI is a very serious crime, but it’s even more serious when you get one dressed like this. What was originally called in to police as a clown driving a stolen golf cart turned out just to be this drunk … Continue reading →

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Surfing Hurricane Irene : Mammas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be THAT GUY.

Posted on August 27, 2011 by PiggyBack

If the earthquake and looming crapstorm – by which I mean the GOP primary contest – hasn’t inspired you to abandon the American Northeast, welcome Hurricane Irene. Some higher power is clearly trying to send you a message: SURF’s UP … Continue reading →

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The Artest Formerly Known as Ron

Posted on August 26, 2011 by Underwire Umpire

Meet Metta World Peace. Yeah, that’s right. Ron Artest officially petitioned to change his name Friday to Metta World Peace. Well… he can change his name, but he certainly can’t change the past. Metta is still the same guy who jumped into the … Continue reading →

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WTF?? Has ESPN Lost its Damn Mind?

Posted on August 25, 2011 by Underwire Umpire

Wow. My first installment in the WTF Files is a weird one… WTF is that scary picture, you ask? Well, luckily, the Underwire Umpire was checking out her former place of indentured servitue employment at ESPN.com in time to catch … Continue reading →

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